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[edit] Castle Greyhawk
"So, you all meet on a bar..."
Thus began the epic journey of six... no, eight... no, a whole LOT of mismatched heroes into the dark depths of the dungeons beneath Castle Greyhawk, there to confront such terrors as the the Crettin, the Mind Filleter, and the most abominable horror of them all...
...Level Four.
Type: Campaign
Genre: Comedy
System: 2nd Edition AD&D with modifications
GMs:
[edit] Characters
PCs
- Jaque (Emily B.)
- A multi-classed half-elven Bard/Druid/Illusionist/Paladin. Killed in the first encounter by an angry dolphin.
- Gotrak D'Andifer (Dave R.)
- A dwarven swashbuckler with paired fencing hand- and battle-axes. Tally-ho!
- CONTROL (Ethan G.)
- I'm sorry, you must be referring to Agent Johnson; he was your liason for last level. I'm Agent Witherspoon. Don't worry, sir, everything is under Control.
- Krax (Ion Y.)
- A three-foot-high duck (Durulz, excuse me) barbarian halberdier with a 19 strength. Spoke common, but with too thick a duck accent to be intelligible.
- Your Mom (Eileen K.)
- Your mom. The cleric/wizard. Yes, that's your mom.
- Grievous Bodily Harm (Emily B.)
- The sixth Horseman of the Apocalypse, a biker-styled warrior with a horse named Vroom.
- The rabbit (Sheryl B.)
- A vicious rabbit evoker with a human familiar. Later the rider of the Uniduck (just like a unicorn, but a duck).
- Kiss My Ass (Adam K.)
- Face-painted, axe-wielding, axe-playing bardic rocker with an 'ass' fetish (not actual asses, so much, just the word). Favorite phrase: guess.
- The Deliverator (Matt W.)
- Clan Domino's finest warrior and pizza delivery samurai. Eternal foe of the greasy, honorless dogs of Ninja Burger.
- Moonbeam (Matt W.)
- That hippy druid Half-Elf Harvard dropout with a "blowgun," and a polar bear and an elephant for animal companions.
- Stevedore Cornbin (Dave R.)
- A kender monk-turned-crocodile hunter from down under. Danger danger danger!!!
- The Wizard (Dana T.)
- A masked pro wrestler (fighter). Signature move: the Fireball.
- Argidian the Non-Euclidean (Izzy K.)
- A nice, Lawful Good, Midwestern girl. Paladin of Cthulhu.
- Cuzzin Jawn
- The Psychologist
- Raoul, the Conquistador
- Egg Foo-Yung
...and more that I'm forgetting.
[edit] Bonus Rounds
- Iron Adventuring Chef
- The PCs must subdue and kill the special ingredients before their chef allies can cook with them! Can they take down Giant Frogs, Basilisks, and even the Dread Froghemoth? (Answer: yes, but only that the cost of all of KMA's arms.)
- The Perilous Palace of Palably Piss Poor Level Design
- The PCs quest across the land to find the PPPPPLD and, within it, Paul Jacques, the man responsible for the abomination that is Level Four. But will they be able to face the poorly-laid out horror? (Answer: yes, but only by cheating the Set for a Charge rules.)
- Battle Between Editions
- The PPPPPLD, piss-poor as it was, was holding back a squamous force from beyond the planes that wants nothing more than to crush our world beneath its ever-advancing jaws -- Third Edition! Can the PCs hold the line against coherency and game balance?
- The Extra-Planar Power-Up Arena
- It's the PCs versus the forces of the outer planes on a featureless plane, just 'cause they need the experience. (They killed a Solar. A fucking Solar. Fuckers.)
...and others I'm forgetting.
[edit] Songs
I Want a New Duck (one that can set for a charge), Weird Al
Kiss My Ass, Ted Nugent
Secret Agent Man, Johnny Rivers
Kung Fu Fighting, Carl Douglas
Eiyu Tanjou, Record of the Lodoss War OST
...and others I'm forgetting.
[edit] Notes
This is actually the second time Castle Greyhawk was run in FGS. I'll attempt to dig up the records of the ancient group of PC's, circa 1992. -AumShantih
Isn't this actually the third time? I recall a (brief attempt at a) Castle Greyhawk run that I was part of at FGSHouse, 1994-5. -Arianhwyvar
I added in some more characters, but I can't remember their descriptions, backstories, or who played them. Help would be awesome. -Quetzl
